Brian Mirza, one of the surgery fellows just told me this one...
A lady was walking on the beach when she came upon a magical lamp. She rubbed the lamp and out puffed a genie.
The genie said, "I will grant you three wishes but know this, I am no ordinary genie. For every wish you make, your husband will get ten times whatever you wish for."
The lady agreed. She said, "I wish to be pretty."
The genie reminded her, "Then your husband will be ten times more handsome."
She agreed and continued her wishing. "Next, I would like one billion dollars," she said.
The genie again reminder her, "That means your husband will get ten billion dollars."
She said, "Fine, that's okay with me... " Then she continued, "For my last wish... I want a mild heart attack."
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